Okay, obviously we can’t fool YOU, YouSTFU is quite simply the BEST site on the web for people who are looking for something to keep them busy and provide stimulation for poking fun at others in order to raise their own lacking self esteem. What makes YouSTFU different is that STFU realizes that many people who have interesting things to share in life; whether it be a really stupid waste of time YouTube Video, hilarious pictures of their pet wearing a tutu, inspirational or (preferably) smart ass comments on the state of their lamentable, average, unfulfilling life or a short and pathetic story that they feel is compelling enough to be published.

Fortunately at STFU you don’t have to Add Friends, Tweet like a Bird, Digg a Garden or be anything aside from the hum drum Google-eyed misfit that you are! YouSTFU pledges acceptance of all humans especially if they choose to buy a mug and purchase one of our cool and often difficult to understand novelty items.

Unlike other sites that attempt to get people “together” - YouSTFU does not! We simply provide a futuristic, exciting, fun, interesting, ridiculous, and sometimes lame forum for friendless, recluse and otherwise normal people to instantly share ideas, thoughts, rants, raves and anything else they want - with millions of people from around the world. The result is a truly remarkable, liberating and miraculous experience that allows the user to feel normal, included in life and accepted no matter how unimportant they are!

Why Do We Do It

Essentially we are trying to avoid getting real jobs! Beyond that, we think the world is ready for a down to Earth version of TMZ that includes the average Jane & Joe! You shouldn’t have to be a peeping Tom or stumble around drunk without panties in order to get the word out! People like you have lots to say, show & do and we want to hear and see it all! Luckily, so does the rest of the world!

We also realize that there are millions of people every day trying to hold down real jobs they hate, endure yet another semester of school and make it through yet another interrupted day of life. Since exotic coffee drinks spiced with ten times the normal caffeine, Ginseng and other weird herbs are no longer doing the trick; YouSTFU is here to help! Please save your thanks for later!

YouSTFU can be the steam in your engine, the wind in your sails, the reason you get up in the morning and the reason you keep on keepin’ on! It will give you something to look forward to and more importantly make you laugh so hard you will shoot soda out of your nose! After all isn’t that what life is all about? We have built in all the features you really need to be happy; you know the things the wife, kids, family, pets, friends, job, loved ones and passions in your life just don’t have…even better we expect nothing in return. (Except for maybe some word of mouth advertising & maybe for you to buy a mug!)

You can check in hourly, daily, weekly, monthly or just stay connected and you will have instant access to a plethora of solid, laughable, touching and pertinent information and nonsense that could be the exact thing you are looking for in life. Call it law of attraction meets technology!

What are The Benefits of STFU?

Because we are so concerned with your mental health and future we have handed over the controls to the users. This means you get to vote! This is hands down the easiest way to add a “moderator” job to your professional but lacking resume! Unlike most elections (and jobs), your vote on YouSTFU counts and you can decide to move entries up or down in the rankings until it reaches either the coveted “TOP” category or the not so great (but still okay) “FAIL” category! No worries…you can keep trying until you get it right no matter how pathetic your entries are. YouSTFU will definitely force you to think outside (or perhaps inside) of the metaphorical box that is life as you know it! Practice makes perfect….except when it comes to school where too much practice means you are a hopeless flunkie. Get your GED already!

And speaking of categories; whether you are a middle aged gardener, a politician, a food & drink connoisseur or a beauty queen dating a math geek – we have a category guaranteed to get your motor running! Remember, it is all about acceptance here at YouSTFU!

As an added bonus, we make it easy to share with your friends (real or imaginary) - simply login with Facebook credentials, Send STFU Postcards, random STFU greetings and subscribe RSS feeds where you can integrate your personal submission or (one you wish upon a star was yours) on useless, but cool personalized items or utilize as a tool to "break the ice" and impress your friends with your wit and intelligence.

How is that for a nice warm mug of STFU?

And maybe best of all; we don’t care who you are! You are completely free to post comments whether or not you are brave enough to fill out a profile! As a matter of fact, we love the information our anonymous cast mates post! And you will too! Keep in mind - You must be a registered user to submit comments and track your favorite stories.

What Does STFU Mean?

Sea Turtle Farming Union; Smart Talented & FUgly, Small Testies Flapping Underwater, Spend time Flailing Uphill, Stinky Terds Finding Underwear - Come on People! If you don’t know; chances are you won’t get it! Look it up and get back to us!

Now --- -- have fun, laugh a lot and spend the rest of our time S(ing)TFU!