BRUSH YOUR TEETH, AND STFU!!!!

i hate all these bastards preaching about monavie, monavie this, monavie that, it all comes down to monavie, for god's sake shut the hell up, i don't care about some 40 dollar a week drink which is going to save my life. just STFU already!

Something i ate made me sick. Took tums and pepto in hopes of solving this. Failed at the gym. At home wishing my tummy would STFU

I first began eating food in 1974, when I accidentally ingested a rack-of-lamb that I was carrying around on the tip of my tongue for cosmetic purposes. I could continue on in this vein, but seriously, do you really want to know where this goes? - STFU

Congrats 'Jared' - Watching you over the years, has caused me to eat better than that - My auntie-- this b*tch been eating subway for 32 years; she's bigger than Beverly Hills and WEIGHS 90210. So you can't tell me the M*tha F*ckin Subway made yo' @ss Shrink. You on that Hydroxcut - Keep it Real - STFU

I have one friend who's always preaching at me about the benefits of going vegan. Hey, I'll start believing the day I see my first healthy-looking vegan. So far every vegan I've seen looks like Mr. Spock's cousin - the one who was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. STFU

I feel so much SMARTER now that I had a sip of this - STFU!

When I'm sick or just take a home remedy, u know how we do - Put a clove of garlic in your sock, take a shot of Hennessy & STFU

I took my friends out to Cheesecake Factory for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. STFU

I'm on a diet and thought 100 calorie packs were good for you - STFU!