I hate when people complain about being broke while they Tweet on their iPhones. STFU

stfu mofo!! and stick it deep within your arse!!

Don't mess with the Ouija Board - STFU

I'm sorry, I don't normally do this but: STFU!

For the 100th time, I just saw somebody posting in a computer forum trying to start a fight between Windows, Mac OSX, and Linux people. Here, let's settle it once and for all: Windows is for idiots, Macs are for fags, Linux is for dorks, and caring what operating system you use is for losers. - STFU

Someday there will be a support group for Warcraft widows. My husband spends 14 hours per day on that damn game. He's blown his college major, gotten fired from his job, bills are piling up, I'm having affairs and he doesn't even care, and when I try to talk to him all he can talk about is his level 78 Blood-elf Death Knight. - STFU

I spend a lot of time online. I love YouTube. I like to film my reactions to the top-viewed videos and then post them with the same title. So now thousands of people can watch me watching Susan Boyle. - STFU