AND IN OTHER NEWS.....STFU!!!!!!!

Embargoed News can now STFU

Bill O'Reilly opens his mouth once again and gets under the skin of, well, pretty much anyone who listens to him. A right wing prick that needs to STFU

2009 has been an eventful year. The World's Oldest Dog died at age 21. Scientists definitively established why flamingos stand on one leg (to mess with our minds). And the rising price of postage stamps continued unchecked by either the judicial, legislative, or executive branches. - STFU

I'm ready to shut down every news source but the Internet. Today, the story breaks on the web. Tomorrow, the TV news hears about it. The next three days, the TV news repeats the same story over and over, and then talk-radio gets it. Talk-radio bats it around for two more days, and then maybe, maybe the newspapers will print a story on it. So the newspapers whine "We don't make any money any moooooore!" STFU