REALLY hate it when I'm talkin to some girl online and I put lol and she put in all caps or some sh!t "WUTZ SO FUNNI?!?!" - like STFU

If you don't wanna sit on my disco stick stfu

Here's a big secret: 90% of the guys on the web who claim to have a girlfriend are lying. They're actually fat and broke and so lonely that they sometimes fill a latex glove with warm water so they can hold it and pretend that someone's holding their hand. And don't trust pics in the age of Photoshop. Next time somebody posts on the web telling another tall tale about their girlfriend, tell them to - STFU