I really think I hate Santa and I wish all the stupid kids in this world who are old enough to know better would quit carrying on like he is real. Santa is an imaginary creature, created by some idiot so parents would feel obligated to buy overpriced crap for their kids only so they can sell it at a yard sale in a few months. How about Everyone just STFU about Santa already!

Mother, welcome to the recession. Unless you get up off your fat ass and quit watching repeats of those crappy daytime soap operas and actually try to get a job like the rest of us, I strongly suggest you STFU bitching before I take the tv remote and shove it up your ass.

MOTHER... PLEASE, after all these years of you constantly b*tching at me, I beg you, JUST STFU

It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like STFU

My dad is cool til he starts talking about my future and how Ill make the right decisions. Then I just wanna punch him and tell him to STFU

I found that my relationship with my family immediately began to brighten once I installed obvious video recording devices and microphones throughout my house. I then informed them that I was a participant on a TV reality show called Best Family Ever and they've been on their best behavior ever since. - STFU

My wife just told me that she wanted to buy a new car, get new kitchen appliances and put new floors in the bathroom. Oh, and 'no', we won't be having sex tonight...

Wow I think this site is amazing. I will become a fan of STFU, because I would love to say this to people all the time. Now I can just tell you the story!

I'm working the cash register at the drug store today. Some pimply guy comes up with a box of condoms and a box of trash bags. First he hands me the condoms to ring up, then the trash bags and he comments, "In case those don't fit!" - STFU