i hate people who bit** about me not going to "pre-meetings"...first off a meeting to prepare for a meeting is just retarded...second, why would i want to sit in two meetings and talk about what needs to get done instead of actually just doing what needs to get done....to all you "pre-meeting" organizers...STFU!!

I hate when people at work don't know what I'm talking about and are too lazy to go find a piece of paper that has the correct information on it. STFU

I hate it when dbags who "work" out of their home 315 miles away from the office send me e-mails complaining about my work - STFU

I hate it when you get new business and they say they are going to hire new people. If it aint going to happen just STFU.

People that use the word "synergy" - STFU

I resent when the idiot that sits next to me says he processed a rollover at work but didn't do sh*t. - STFU

Whenever I try and do something at work I have to fill out a form, talk to 15 people in India because it wasn't done correctly and then take the next two weeks and 3,000 phone calls to Bombay for them to figure out how they screwed it up this time-STFU

Looking over my portfolio recently. I've really taken a beating the last few years. All I've got left is a coupon for 50-cents off a regular bag of Meow Mix and an expired voucher for a free shampoo at SuperCuts. It's been downhill since the company-match for 401ks got discontinued. - STFU

I am too good for a chair - STFU