I discovered that some questionable contractors built my house. Turns out that all they'd ever built before were those inflatable bouncy houses and backyard swing sets. This explains why every time I flush the toilet, the bowl fills up with brightly colored balls, and why there's a huge inflatable chicken head on my roof. - STFU

If you can't feel your butt burning from the effects of global wurning, STFU.

I read about this study that some Canadian scientists recently published about zombie attacks. Here I am, the world's foremost authority on monster attacks, with research studies on Flying Monkey attacks, Pterodactyls, and Giant Marshmallow Men, and these guys hit the jackpot with zombies! - STFU

Congrats 'Jared' - Watching you over the years, has caused me to eat better than that - My auntie-- this b*tch been eating subway for 32 years; she's bigger than Beverly Hills and WEIGHS 90210. So you can't tell me the M*tha F*ckin Subway made yo' @ss Shrink. You on that Hydroxcut - Keep it Real - STFU

The other day some lady stoped me, and said that i was gonna die in a ball of fire in the apocolypse, good..now STFU!!!

T-Pain gets a STFU Award & an Idiocracy 101 for trying to diss Jay-Z

My thoughts on: People who talk over other people. As I'm trying to watch the View with Barbara Walters - But I couldn't watch it for long, these women were talking over each other. No one was listening. And there was at least 2 people talking at the same time... I find this alot on CNN - Whereas the interviewer is already preparing themselves for next question, not listening to anything - I have one thing to say to these people, NOTjust in television, but in 'Life' - STFU

Suitcase technology has not improved significantly since the 1970s, when the first suitcases that could withstand gorilla attacks were introduced to the general public. Now comes the American Traveler Suitcase. Fully equipped with GPS, DVD player, and exclusive CaseCam, providing real-time interior webcam shots of your undies. STFU

The STFU is one of the weakest-looking submission maneuvers in wrestling - STFU

During the Larry King interview, Chris Brown says he doesn't remember the incident & still 'loves' Rihanna. He's an opportunist and narcissist. Oh, the Bow Tie didn't do him any justice. He just needs to STFU