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NEW WEBSITE CLAIMS TO BE A MATCHMAKER FOR NARCISSISTS AND VOYEURS

Florida, USA -- Sept. 5, 2009 --- Now that summer vacations are over, schools are back in session, and the impending doom of the upcoming holiday season is beginning, everyone needs an outlet. The monotony of day-to-day life can be mind numbing, but now a person’s mental health can be salvaged with a visit to the recently launched website – YouSTFU.

YouSTFU is not another complex and time-consuming way to connect with others; in fact, it strongly discourages people getting “together” and prefers its visitors to be friendless, recluse and otherwise normal. Site features include posting/voting/commenting on stories, adding pictures and video, sending STFU egreeting cards, creating custom STFU postcards, and shopping for STFU merchandise. It’s also perfect for lazy multitaskers because users can login in with Facebook credentials, and lurkers actually don’t have to log in at all.

“I hate when people say they're coming to my jersey shore beach house and show up with their dumb girlfriend. No one wants her. STFU,” says one of the active posters.

Timely and relevant, YouSTFU can be located at www.YouSTFU.com and brings together people and their imaginary friends in a snarky kind of way. All future visitors should be advised that YouSTFU shamelessly pushes their wares, including a Mug with their favorite YouSTFU story on it, in the online shop, www.youstfu.com/shop. It might not be a great idea to go to the site on payday after consuming the first six-pack.

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